This diagram never fails to make me laugh. It is so totally Zack and will probably be Elijah one day. Here is what I think goes on in Zacks mind all day.
"It's a phone so that means it's mine"
"what is this? broccoli? are you crazy woman? I said I wanted cheese!"
"I want to watch Gabba. I don't care about the news. Gabba is my news and I will watch it"
"Oooooo a counter. I shall climb it and nobody will care"
"Ouch! Falling off the counter hurt I wonder why? hmmm let me try it again"
"No mom these legos go down the toilet. My pee pee and poo poo go in my diaper. Parents these days just don't get."
"What you say that's hot? I am made of steel nothing is hot to me." touches hot thing "ahhhhh why did you let me touch that?"
"Oh NOOOO not the corner!!! It's so scary in the corner""The itsy bitsy spider..." gets distracted "twinkle twinkle" gets distracted "what was I singing again?
"Okay mom this is how you sing ABCs- ABCD HIJK ELMO PEE QRSTUVWXY and YZ now I know those ABCs ABCs sing with you"
"ahh an open cabinet must open, oh a chair that's not being climbed on, oh a picture I can reach on the wall, oh the blinds, oh the computer, oh the toilet must flush it"
"Naptime? why must you torture me?"
That's all I can come up with now. Don't you just love the toddler mind?
